| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Number | 94/204 |
| Description |
(A character with cost 2 or more can [Exert] to sing this song for free.) Banish chosen item. |
| Property | Standard Characters |
| Cost (Ink) | 2 |
| Ink Type | Emerald |
| Card Type | Action |
| Classification | Song |
| Flavor Text |
He’s not real smart And yet, he’s touched my little cowhide heart |